TeStIMoNiAl'S

This era can rightly be called as ORKUTERA,infact we can also have a whole lot of some countries which can be together called as "ORKUTISTAN" , imagine where all the orkut-maniacs are going to have is a room and a computer with net connection for survival.
Orkuters or watever they are called as, are highly influenced , interested , motivated by various facilities or say features of orkut.One such feature is "testimonials", needless to explain this word, I really dont understand, why some people likes to get testify by others? how does that makes a difference ? The fact lies here the more you have them in your profile the more dude or duddee you are....and yeahh....I admit that I too have to commonly...compulsively...obsessively write it for some friends... but,it dosent really matter to me if they write about me or not...so after writing many of cliche testimonials like ....."a real good person at heart , a great friend. smart, cute and dynamic personality, very caring and loving and blah..blah..blah...." I thought of writting "thoda hatke" testimonial for one of my friend on this blog as i have already written his testimonial in orkut.

"I have been honoured again by having a chance of writing a testi for such a reverent personality.He is so altruistic n magnanimous to let me tune my writing skills by making me write testi's ovr testi's...(is it so,or its sumthng else ?)..bt ya..he is some of that and lot more that i know.... !
He is a consummate soul,an active folklore in cosmos.He is as cool as cucumber ,as good as gold , as nice as ninepence,as keen as mustard .Opulent,ignoble n baronial personage with brobdingagian wherewithal,sooo propitious which cant be explained in articulateness.He is sometimes crotchety, but a gnarly in fixins’. He is profoundly serendipitious and is gonna adulate and revere me to counterbalance this chunk of salvo. He is laden wid acumen which can be surmised from his causatum and am sure that this commemoration is gonna aggrandize his perspicuity manifolds.His sagacity can be accounted from the fact that am his paramour. I have some more things like he has got entracting and ambrosial personality with perfect combo of aphorism.In succinct a Guitarist.I feel hollowed n empyreal to have him in my longevity."

Was it a bouncer..?? Hope he will read it fully and this will give him some inferiority complex and now he totally agrees with my parents who always says me ...

" Beta, tera ek screw dhilla tha jo bachpan mai hi gir gaya tha,bahut dhundha par nahi mila..jhadu bhi lagvai par kahi nahi mila....aur us vakhat paison ki kami ki vajah se kharid nahi paye islie tu aisa hi reh gaya...!!!!"